Toddler Terrorists in America

Here’s another reason to get nervous when a toddler boards your flight…

The Washington Post reported toddlers are shooting themselves and others at an alarming rate, which means, in America, you’re far more likely to be shot by a toddler than a terrorist. We have a feeling the statistic will hold up in 2016 as well with examples like this, this, and this already taking the tally of toddler-related shootings to 5 since the start of the year.

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But like the old saying goes, there’s no crying in little league or for little leaguers shot by their teammates. In fact, President Obama’s tearful discussion of Sandy Hook elementary led to widespread questioning of his motives.

If we’re going to resign ourselves to terrible two year olds with two shooters, might as well profit. Here’s an idea: How about an NRA coloring book called “What to Expect when your kid is Packing.”

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